Is a tall, dark and handsome Jewish guy with a ridiculous sense of humor too much to ask for?
Oh, hello Cheyanne. (sorry I just had to look up your name.) I think this sounds like a good plan. Seeing as I’m going...
Um hey Kayla I think you should be my best friend ok. We can drool over Andy together.
This is the most perfect thing to show up on my dashboard in a while.