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LIKE A BOSS!

haleymeganmariee:

inthemidstofarevolution:

michaelkuttler:

“Talk to corporate like a boss.”

“Approve memos like a boss.”

“Lead a workshop like a boss.”

“Remember birthdays like a boss.”

“Direct workflow like a boss.”

“My own bathroom like a boss.”

“Micro-manage like a boss.”

“Promote synergy like a boss.”

“Hit on Debra like a boss.”

“Get rejected like a boss.”

“Swallow sadness like a boss.”

“Send some faxes like a boss.”

“Call a sex line like a boss.”

“Cry deeply like a boss.”

“Demand a refund like a boss.”

“Eat a bagel like a boss.”

“Harassment lawsuit like a boss.”

“No promotion like a boss.”

“Fifth of vodka like a boss.”

“Shit on Debra’s desk like a boss.”

“Buy a gun like a boss.”

“In my mouth like a boss.”

“Ah, fuck, man, I can’t fucking do it. Shit.”

“Pussy out like a boss.”

“Puke on Debra’s desk like a boss.”

“Jump out the window like a boss.”

“Suck a dude’s dick like a boss.”

“Score some coke like a boss.”

“Crash my car like a boss.”

“Suck my own dick like a boss.”

“Eat some chicken strips like a boss.”

“Chop my balls off like a boss.”

“Black out in the sewer like a boss.”

“Meet a giant fish like a boss.”

“Fuck his brains out like a boss.”

“Turn into a jet like a boss.”

“Bomb the Russians like a boss.”

“Crash into the sun like a boss.”

“Now I’m dead like a boss.”

I apologize for the massive amount of GIFs in this one post… but it had to be done.
Best. Music video. Ever.

I needed this on my blog so badly.